Teacher: "Can you please tell the class why you're so late?"
Me: Someone told me to go to hell
Me: Couldn't find it at first
my anaconda don’t want none
unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON
video games don’t make us violent, lag does
WHENEVER I GET IN A FIGHT WITH PEOPLE ONLINE
i love laughing about the friend zone because it’s so dumb like you know most of those dudes aren’t even IN the “friend zone” they’re in the “ugh god not this dude again” zone